Brent

Nah, that’s no typo. This dudes name has an n in it, because he’s breaking all the rules all the time. He’ll give you the shirt off his back, if he’s wearing one, and tell you to slap a smile on that face and live like there’s no tomorrow. Big fan of a live band, following trends but claiming he started them, living life on the edge and cracking open an icy cold modelo. This guy will walk miles in the rain to buy his girl a juul, because she got a job! Patterned shirts? Oh he owns a few. Sense of humor? Oh he’s got one. Ain’t no quittin this guy.

“Did Brent just walk that little old lady across the street?”

“Brent hit me with his car and convinced me it was my fault. He prob right tho”

by Red Flaming Hero November 25, 2021

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Slimy Brent

A used car salesman, who spends most of his time in dirty, old, stinky cars. Being in such a hot environment makes the used car salesman very sweaty, but more importantly, slimy. Hence the name Slimy Brent

I have a disgusting story to tell you, Chealsea

What is that, Brenda?
Well, I went to buy a Nissan Micra from a used car lot
K lol
Well, I went there and saw such a Slimy Brent!
Well, that was 2 be expected lol
Shut up, Chels

by Pilky01 July 1, 2016

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brenting

to masturbate uncontrollably

Jason was caught brenting in the broom closet.

by Edger Shroom August 23, 2007

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brentwood

Brentwood is a town in the suburbs of the San Francisco Bay Area with excellent schools and almost no crime. From the 1970s through the 1990s, Brentwood was an agricultural town that grew produce that was a favorite of Alice Waters and used in her restaurant, Chez Panisse in Berkeley. Of course, Brentwood was an agricultural town before the 1970s as well. Around 2000, developers wanting to capitalize on the good schools and vineyards, built many homes, golf courses, and retail lifestyle centers in Brentwood. The developers publicly stated that they wanted to transform Brentwood into the "new Danville" and have pretty much achieved their goal. In 2007, the median income of Brentwood, $100K, surpassed that of Walnut Creek. Favorite places of Brentwood residents include Trader Joe's, Peet's Coffee, Bluefin Sushi, Caps restaurant, and Hiro's (a Japanese restaurant established by the former chef "to the stars" from the MGM Grand Las Vegas). Presently under construction are REI, Tommy Bahama, and Abercrombie & Fitch. BMWs, Mercedes, and Audis are popular and one occasionally sees Ferraris and Lamborghinis on the streets.

Many high schoolers in Brentwood have new cars and are consumption and status oriented. Houses have home theaters, wine cellars, and swimming pools. Many teens know how to play golf, sail, and feel pressure from their parents about getting into good universities.

by Michele Marshall January 20, 2008

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