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[Bread]

To give someone bread, is to place hands together in a prayer like position, point them outwards and surprise a victim from behind. Thrust hands into unsuspecting persons bum and shout "BREAD"
Johnny is standing looking in the fridge, you come up behind him with your hands together pointing outwards and thrust your hands, fingers first up he's ass and shout BREAD
by Shauno Boy December 9, 2008
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Bread

When one places the palms of the hands together (like you would do when you pray) and then you run up behind your unsuspecting victim and ram those hands in his ass and SHOUT BREAD!! (Please note that this meaning of bread was invented by me and any use thereof requires my permission) shaun69@ananzi.co.za
Sneak up on the victim and as you ram those hands in there shout BREAD!!
by Shaun February 21, 2004
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Bread

The lady next to me is bread
by Cream Soldier March 27, 2008
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Bread

The act of getting breakfast in bed, followed by good morning head. The ultimate goal for any male to strive for. Also a clue that the woman doing the bread giving is a keeper. The key to a man's heart is through his stomach, and his penis, at the same time.
How was your date last night? Great I woke up to the best BREAD I've ever had. Dude she gave you BREAD? You gotta keep that dame around.
by MachineShop January 3, 2008
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Bread

Nigga that shit is like soul food. Damn it good every time no matter what. Dat shit is some finger lickin good bread. You know what i mean? That shit was like goldfish on toast when she cut it into slices man. Grilled cheese is good too!
Nigga get yo bread off my couch, and take the plate out of your goat.

My bread got loafed out back and then i took it out back and raped it like a manatee.

After devouring an entire loaf of freash baked bread, Jonquil proceeded to have the most intense breadgasm of her intire life.
by Pablo McGowann May 12, 2007
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Bread

Delicious, succulent, sweaty, juicy, moist, lip moistening, spine tingling, pulsating, throbbing, veiny, hairy, Bread.
Bread of course, what else would I be talking about?
by Tweekersauce August 21, 2008
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Bread

Mundane or boring task, person or attitude.
“That is so bread”
I’m on a phone call with my boss. This is so bread”

“This lecture is so bread”
“Ugh he keeps messaging me but he is so bread”
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