Breaching

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)

Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!

by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

stroke break

similar to a smoke break, but instead of smoking, the person jerks off

Wow!! this project is really stressing me out. I'm gonna go take a stroke break. Be back in a few

by workaholic694u November 2, 2011

gas station breakfast

A redbull, slim-jim and a candy bar eaten as a meal for breakfast. Easily purchased at every single gas station in america.

On my drive from New York to Los Angeles all I ate the whole ride was the gas station breakfast.

by GiantsOLB53 December 22, 2020

Mental breakdown

Usually occurs at night or during math class, when you suddenly burst into tears due to immense pressure or stress. May also be caused by being overwhelmed.

A mental breakdown may cause you to be a real jerk to your friends during one
They can last from 2 minutes all the way up to a couple of hours

Sam takes the IBDP (schooling system) and therefore has at least 2 mental breakdowns a night

by Every night bro February 20, 2018

on break baby

On a Break Baby – Is when someone, usually a man, has a child while “on a break” from a serious relationship. (i.e. long-time girlfriend or fiancé). When news of the love child with the “side piece” or “jump-off” is revealed, the man’s only option is to confess to fathering a child while “on a break” of the relationship.”

Ex. Did you hear that Joe and Lisa are engaged and expecting a baby?
That’s great news! I didn’t know Lisa was pregnant.
She’s not. Joe had an “on break baby” when he and Lisa were broken up.

by Doolittle 12 January 2, 2014

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016

Baby, I'm Gonna Butta Yo Bread

What happens after you drop your coat and grab your toes, cause that's where the wild goose goes.

From the movie "Super Troopers"

"Oh god please don't shoot me I'm naked."
"Drop your coat & grab your toes."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
"Oh no this isn't happening."
"Baby, I'm gonna butta yo bread"

by Not A Pirate December 27, 2012