Boland

A boland, or bolandiumii in plural, is a fungal infection that affects the tissue around the lavia for the woman. The infection does not affect males.
Its symptoms are as follows,

1) Cough, Headache
2) Sweaty pubic area
3) Foul Smell (like rotten eggs)
4) A blotchy rash (yellow to orange in complexion)
5) Pussuiles (spots of underlying puss)

Doctors admit that there is no cure, and CERN estimates that 1 in 150 people in the British Isles have this.Treatment is available, but due to the scraping off of the scabs, and the loss of parts of the lavia, many learn to live with "The Boland"

Mother - "Doctor, is it alright, spare me the mumbo-jumbo of it all, how IS my daughter?"
Docter - "There is no easy way for me to say this, but .... sigh.... you daughter..... has "The Boland" "
Mother - (vomits profusely) "NOOOOOO!!" (continues to vomit)

by Caffo November 8, 2009

bobladons

big oversized bouncin breast

walking down the street with a mate you can say look at those bobladons, and they won't no what your going on about.

by Steve Simpson-Simmo July 5, 2006

Bollalogue

Dialogue from a Uwe Boll film.

Often poorly written, leaving the viewer baffled or angry.

"I couldn't understand what they were talking about through that multi layered Bollalogue"

"Rudy: You did all this to become immortal. Why?

Castillo: To live forever! "

by Kenny Campbell July 2, 2009

Chupas mi bolas

Spanish phrase for "suck my balls"

John: Hey, You're dressed funny.
Jose: CHUPAS MI BOLAS >;o

by gawddamnit1234 January 1, 2012

National Que Bola Day

On April 30th, worldwide every one has to full send whatever they do all the way.

It’s National Que Bola Day did you full send it at the party?

by quebolaorganization April 29, 2020

Hoosay Boosay Bata Boosay Bola Boosay Boom Boom Bah

Khyler

“Is that Khyler?” “Yeah, just call him Hoosay Boosay Bata Boosay Bola Boosay Boom Boom Bah.”

by MVHS Definitions December 23, 2021

boglarka

Boglarka - Typically a tall female that strives for attention. In order to get her attention, boglarka will tell you anything from losing her virginity at the age of 2, to being hit on by a cucumber.

Boglarka: I got so high last night
Guy: oh you smoke weed?!
Boglarka: No, I burnt a piece of A4 paper
Guy: you got high by burning paper? -___-

Girl: damn, these period pains have gotten alot worse since my first one
Boglarka: I remember my first period, when I was 2 years old
Girl: you had your period at the age of 2?-__-

by stonersimpson February 22, 2015