Dirty Boris

When you confuse your girlfriend with her sister and end up fucking their family 15 year old dog.
Did you hear that the boyfriend of Violet, performed a dirty Boris.
by Joemamalikespussy November 19, 2021
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boris the cat

Boris the cat, is a person who will go way out of their way to help you, they will do anything they possibly can to make you feel better about your self, or your situation. This perticular person was braught up to be your guidenece, and to help you through anything you need help with. This is a one a in a million person, who always looks on the bright side, always walks around with a smile, always makes a joke out of everything, and trys to laugh it off. This is the person you will love, and you know that they will not judge you, no matter what you've done for what reason, they will always be there for you, no matter what. If you do get close enough to that person, as a friend, they will even get them selves into fights just to protect you, just to be that friend, that missing link, that older brother, that guaridan angle you've always wanted as a child. That best friend. This person will never leave you. They will listen, they will understand, they will talk you through your problems, they wont say anything if you don't want, or they will try give you adcive and help you through it. If you ever meet a person as great as this, never let them go.
You happen to be going through trouble at home, and at school. You feel there is no where you can go to for advice, or a shoulder to lean or cry on, then you remember that one special person that you can turn to, no matter what time of night or day, no matter how big or small your "problem" is, or even if you just want a chit chat because you're feeling down, this person will know, and will be there. Boris the cat will be the best thing that will come into your life, a person that you will never forget.
by boristhecat January 18, 2008
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Boris the spider

Great song that was originally made by "The Who" bassist, John Entwistle for a children's album. It later became a concert staple for them due to it's success. It is one of the first tracks to utilize the "death growl" of modern metal.
When The Who played Boris The Spider, the crowd went insane and tried to jump on stage.
by Moltenbea January 14, 2007
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Bori-Mex

A person of Puerto Rican (Boricua)and Mexican descent.
She's half Puerto Rican and half Mexican, so she's a Bori-Mex.
by Migdali August 29, 2007
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Boris Johnson

Definition: A mop
fucked up UK with his tiny penis
no1 biggest sanctioner in history
killled the uk economy as soon as covid eased.
married a woman 21 years yunger than him
most famous quote "the cure covid we must sacrifice with covid by living with covid :)"
'The fucking mop couldnt clean up his own shit'.
'Boris Johnson has a wet mop for hair'
by MASSIVECUNTDICK March 27, 2022
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Boris Krosunsky

He is easily one of the smartest people alive. There are rumors out there that Boris has a well of knowledge because of an alien interaction from past years. Boris has an amazing Russian accent. This makes it extremely easy for freshmen to tap into Boris' vast well of knowledge. Boris at the age of 7 moved to the United States of America, this makes him an excellent teacher. Boris is a physics teacher. But not only is Boris a teacher. Boris is a worldwide Badminton Champion, having been praised by numerous articles for his amazing abilities. To some it seems like Boris is talking madness, but to those who truly have access to his well of knowledge he is almost divine.
Boris Krosunsky is an amazing physics teacher and badminton player!
by BorisKrosunskyLover200 December 02, 2021
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Boris Johnson

1. Boris Johnson means have a party but call it a business meeting/ work event. (Verb)
3. Boris John means liar (Adjective) but can be used as lie (Verb)
Let’s have a boris johnson.
Andrew is a boris johnson.
I’ll boris johnson to the police officer.
by NicknameisBelly June 25, 2022
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