bored to death

When a human being has absolutely nothing to do. They feel like they're going to die of boredom because of how bored they are.

Well, the computer crashed, My car is at the shop, My X-Box is old and crummy. I'm freakin BORED TO DEATH!

by The Coolest guy on earth February 12, 2009

bore-fuck

Similar to a hate-fuck, but you fuck someone because their talking is so god damned boring you have to do something to shut them up.

Somebody really needs to bore-fuck Nancy Pelosi. Get her to shut the hell up.

by cockpony July 8, 2009

why am i so bored

idk but you were bored enough to actually search this.

why am i so bored.

by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020

bored as shit

an emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the opportunities surrounding them. boredom at the highest level, progresses to shit ;extreme boredom

Steve: "dude, I'm bored. I'm so bored, that I'm bored as shit."

Tim: "let's go cyber stalk losers on facebook."

Steve: "k."

by boredasshit1 December 14, 2010

Boreder

Beyond boring.

First I was bored, now I'm boreder.

by Slang Junkie June 8, 2009

Aurora borealis

A-aurora borealis?! At T H I S time of year, at T H I S time of day, in T H I S part of the country, localized E N T I E R L Y within your kitechen!

A-aurora borealis?! At T H I S time of year, at T H I S time of day, in T H I S part of the country, localized E N T I E R L Y within your kitechen!

by Lukus pookus May 29, 2018

borefest

1. n. A physical or online event or experience that is the opposite of fun, ie: boring.

example: I'm glad to finally escape from that book club meeting--it was an absolute borefest.

by quantazelle March 20, 2009