Bellend Road

The widely recognised name for where Leeds United F.C. play what they think is football. Formerly known as Elland Road, but due to many suggestions from the public, Leeds City Council changed the name of the road, (especially after seeing the "people" who reside there on a Saturday afternoon).

Do you fancy going to Bellend Road, to watch those sheepshagging inbreds kick a ball around?

by si_pne4life September 16, 2008

bellends

Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.

God, you are all a bunch of bellends!

by EvanC_ August 5, 2008

billennium

A billennium is an event celebrated every billionth second from the time since 00:00:00, 1 January 1971. Unix enthusiasts have a history of holding at time_t parties, to celebrate significant values of the Unix time number.

At 01:46:40 UTC on 9 September 2001, the Unix billennium (Unix time number 1,000,000,000) was celebrated.

by Pachanka November 1, 2012

bellend

1. The fat end of a penis

2. The One-Eyed Purple trouser vermin

In light of recent events...Cristiano Ronaldo is an UTTER BELLEND!

Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"

by Cristiano Ronaldo July 7, 2006

Terry Gene Bollea

Hulk Hogan's human name.

"We know who you are Terry Gene Bollea...and you ain't gonna Hulk your way outta this, muthafucka!"

by The Reverend Matty G August 14, 2005

Ballentime Day

How Mr. T. pronounces Valentine's Day.

Happy Ballentime Day, fool!

by Indica35 April 28, 2011

bellend

1) UK slang insult used in the same way as "dickhead" or "prick".

2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.

That man just punched out an old lady for no reason. What a fucking bellend.

by whitetrash jim October 14, 2008