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Bloof

Getting a blow job while smoking marijuana.
A bloof is lighting up while a person is sucking on your dick.
by Chode Muffin November 29, 2010
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Blowfish

Describes the face a girl makes when you nut in her mouth and it expands her cheeks, making her face resemble that of a blowfish or pufferfish.
Trista offered to suck me off, and that bitch looked like a blowfish when she refused to swallow afterwards.
by WhoDatFreshBoi October 20, 2018
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blowfish

When you get a girl to lick your asshole and you fart in her mouth her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.
She was going for the bunghole so I shot her a big blowfish.
by Freebird September 16, 2003
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bloof

v. To explode romantically

n. A romantic explosion
My computer short-circuited when I bloofed all over the keyboard.
by jew_swoggle May 8, 2009
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Blorft

A word made up by Tina Fey in her autobiography called Bossypants where she says the word means to be completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reaching to the stress with the torpor of a possum.
I was a little exited but mostly blorft.
by Michelliephant June 1, 2011
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Bloffy

A word that a few of my friends and I made up, and it means cool, awesome, epic, sweet, gnarly, or any variation on any of those words.
Person 1: "Dude! Your hat is friggin gnarly, man!"
person 2: "I know, boy! Isnt it bloffy?"
by sadieboljaa April 21, 2011
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Blopping

Hey bro, I was blopping earlier today when this totally hot chick friended my XBox Live account and our COD avatars totally made out right in the middle of battle. Then I jerked it to some anime porn.
by BloppingBro December 8, 2010
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