Boris Biker

A london cyclist on a bike from the new cycle-hire scheme set up by Boris Johnson

I was just driving down Euston Road when I almost hit a Boris Biker

by gab989 September 7, 2010

Tandem Bikers

One of those irritating couples that think they have to do everything together. Often won't hang out because their fellow biker has already made their plans for them. They may also coordinate outfits. The name suggests that they even choose their mode of transportation to feed their habits.

Ryan had to check with his girlfriend before he could RSVP, so I doubt he'll show. No doubt she already has plans for him to watch the Bachelorette or something. Fucking tandem bikers.

by Bro Ken Femur August 25, 2011

road biker

A person with 1% body fat who buys carbon everything for their already carbon roadbike. They are also very annoying to pass on the road because they are mentally unable to use the shoulder

“Yo look it’s a road biker (roadie) passing the MTB trails, I wonder where his husband is”

by Bag of nuts October 27, 2020

biger

being the greatest loser, i.e. a biger one!

(often mistaken for bigger, but bigger isn't always better)

Hannah is such a biger!

by donutsrox April 23, 2006

Outlaw Biker

A model for males which women prefer unconsciously over nice guys. While women do not necessarily like outlaws, bikers, or a combination of the aforementioned, the word partially serves to indicate the hypocrisy of female mentality.

Made popular and turned pseudo-mainstream by IntellectualWhores.com and the published Ladder Theory. Ladder Theory also uses the term Unemployed Alcoholic but Outlaw Biker and Unemployed Alcoholic are not mutually interchangeable.

"Jane told Todd that he was like a brother to her, and that he was too nice of a guy. That same night, she fucked an outlaw biker."

by Turing May 2, 2004

bikered

Adjective. A word used to describe clothing that is too tight. Name originates with biker shorts.

The dude's pants were so bikered, I don't know how he walked.

by Non-bikered dude January 31, 2005

Bimexual

Term for a gay man of Mexican descent who, due to the strong tradition of machismo in Mexican culture, insists that he is "bisexual" instead of gay.

"Carlos says he's bi but has only dated guys for the past two years. He's a total bimexual."

by Sloptart October 8, 2004