Benedict Gooch

When someone has planned to work for you but when your work destination changes, they suddenly can’t work foe you, anymore. You’ve Benedict Gooch.

P1: Can you work for me?
P2: Yes.
P1: Just an FYI, You’ll be working at this other location.
P2: Oh, no, sorry man I can’t.
P1: Man, you’ve Benedict Gooch.

by P1, not P2 April 17, 2021

Benedikt

An amazing person with big booty and boobs! Has a lot of money and a lot of muscles. Everybody wants a piece of him

Hey! Im leving my husband because i met Benedikt

by The father69420 December 7, 2021

The benedict spray

On consumption of a supersize banquet, one may then proceed to pass wind in vast "machine gun" explosions. This is a early symptom of what is later known as "The Benedict Spray", where violent amounts of liquid feces will splatter the entire bowl of the toilet seat. And i mean, the entire bowl.

Excuse me dear, are you okay in there?
Im afraid a cruel attack of the benedict spray has infected the bowl of your loo, Sara.

by shophy March 6, 2011

James Benedict

A dickhead.

James Benedict is a dickhead. Subscribe to his YouTube channel anyways.

by Exotic butthurt January 14, 2019

Caden Benedik

A guy who never stops eating. Will take from anyones plate and beg for food like a dog.

“Are you gonna finish that”
“You’re a fat shit Caden Benedik”

by Jack coonwell October 9, 2022

Fisherman's Benedict

After you have successfully created a Hot Tub Benedict, instead of feeding it to your significant other, you throw it in a nearby body of water. The fish will then get to feast on the delicacy.

"Hey I'm about to go fishing, got any Fisherman's Benedicts for me to help lure the fish?"

"Was a little too full for a Hot Tub Benedict, so I decided to make it a Fisherman's Benedict."

by MilkInMyCocoPuffs May 12, 2020

St. Benedict School

A school for pre-k to grade 8 where all the middle schoolers are very insulting and all the guys act gay as a joke and are zesty for no reason, as well as some/most of the girls thinking they run the place when they don't, the girls also are either some sort of sexuality that is not straight or they just straight up ugly. Its a constant war between the two classes of each grade. Lastly, everyone always complains about the teachers and how annoying or how the dislike they are.

"Have you been to St. Benedict School, the boys are so zesty and they girls think they run the place"
zesty - being or acting gay in a way

by randompersonwhowritesmeanings January 17, 2023