beige the hero

A champion of racism by day, and lover of black men by night

Henry is a real beige the hero

by alllllllllah August 29, 2025

beige a vous

Buying the same color clothing over and over even when you do not mean to.

OMG. It's beige a vous, another green blouse!

by Text Turdly March 18, 2015

Beige Volvo

Rap duo founded in Ontario, Canada, notable for their song "Heat" which went viral in late 2021.

"Did you listen to the new Beige Volvo track?"

"Yeah homie that shit was HEAT"

by FritoMatt November 5, 2021

Sad beige mom

A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.

Hey, did you know (name) was a Sad beige mom?

What the hell, I feel bad for her kids

by WildWildInterwebz May 2, 2024

Beige gyat

Someone who is wearing and/or wears beige colored jeans.

Ex: Hey look! Maya has a beige gyat!

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

beige shirt

good ol' beige shirt! Mm, i want me a good ol' beige shirt

beige shirt

by anonymous June 27, 2018

beige on beige

when a really ugly color combines with something equally as ugly to create something fucking beautiful in the worst sense

" That beige on beige carpet may be one of the most beautiful thing i've ever seen while still being a piece of shit i would never buy."

by beigemans August 6, 2017