Bathroom Smoothie

When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.

"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."

by PejaBob January 3, 2021

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Girls Bathroom

The place where female women (especially high schoolers and middle schoolers go to spill the latest tea, express their feelings, and spread rumors.

*In the girls bathroom*
Ava: OMG AARON AND I FINALLY KISSED!!!
Lilly: THATS GREAT, BUT MY BF GOT EXPELLED!! 😭😭😭
Alessandra: Thats sad, but did you here that Gabby actually likes Gaven now?!

by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019

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Bathroom math

During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.

Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?

Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.

by Just Dewar April 7, 2009

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Bathroom Meeting

When your at your girlfriend’s house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.

You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.

by RottenPotato69xx June 15, 2019

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School Bathrooms

The only place with more smoke than the fog machine section at Spirt Halloween.

Me: imma take a piss

Friend: you better bring a gas mask bro

Poster was found dead in one of the School Bathrooms later that day

by MayoIsHere September 6, 2021

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Bathroom nesting

The process of creating a nest of the floor of the bathroom out of towels and blankets. This is usually done because someone is too drunk or otherwise sick and is constantly throwing up.

"Hey man, have you seen Roger?"

"He's bathroom nesting in there. He even took my pillow. "
"Poor bugger."

by Tisigornorich March 7, 2015

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