Bathroom Meeting

When your at your girlfriend’s house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.

You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.

by RottenPotato69xx June 15, 2019

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Bathroom math

During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.

Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?

Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.

by Just Dewar April 7, 2009

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Bathroom Smoothie

When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.

"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."

by PejaBob January 3, 2021

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School Bathrooms

The only place with more smoke than the fog machine section at Spirt Halloween.

Me: imma take a piss

Friend: you better bring a gas mask bro

Poster was found dead in one of the School Bathrooms later that day

by MayoIsHere September 6, 2021

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bathroom picnic

eating, drinking, pooping, and peeing at the same time

"Soo hungry and thirsty, Oh man I have to poop and pee too, waaaaa."
"Bromandude, I think it is time that you learned the ways of the bathroom picnic."

by Nefarious McClatchahands October 21, 2009

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A sexual move that involves two partners and a portable restroom. One parter fucking wrecks the John. Fills it with shit. Then the two partners crawl inside the hole, and have anal sex. 2 people have died worldwide preforming this move.

“Wow, she is a hoe , I heard she does delicious bathrooms a lot.”

by Mike_Coxlong42 March 28, 2020

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