bastard

a person who gets Fridays off when his friends don't

Oh yah, it's Thursday... that means you have today off eh? You bastard!

by neadamthal June 18, 2009

BASTARDS

The plural of bastard in reference to any and all New York Yankee's fans.

Those bastards won the world series again, FUCK ME, do I hate the Yankees!

GO RED SOX!!!

by josh July 7, 2004

bastardized

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

Bastard

child with unwed parents who make sweet loving without the idea of making a child, the child is often unwanted and throw in a trash can in the hood

wesley is a bastard because he ironically was the ring bearer at his own parents wedding. thats some drawin shit

by Jeff Bagwell August 19, 2005

Bastard

1.Child born out of wedlock.
2.A word used to verbally abuse a person.
3.A bastard is you.

Hey that one dewd said you stole my chicken nuggets, "What that fucken bastard".

Run you little bastard run!!

Fuckyou you fucken bastard *Punches*

by BastardChild June 27, 2005

Bastard

From Stalin-era Russia, an affectionate term similar to 'comrade', a pro-communist term of endearment.

"Have some of my vodka, you cheeky bastard!"

by Mike Hodgson June 10, 2008

bastard

one of many options checked for use in heavy industry, the bastard is the medium to heavy humble servent to the masterkraftsman of the shop floor. known and renowned for takes the edge off of unagreeable finish,mark you watch that bastard shunt.

hail bastard, fucking hail!

by silencut March 1, 2009