bape

to tell a story that has no purpose at all, and ends up being a complete waste of time.

"dude, Megan just baped me. Add one to the tally."

by Bucky12 October 23, 2008

BAPE

bape stands for Baby Anal Penetration Erection. It is commonly used when giving a baby head, or when a baby is giving you head. it is also commonly said when teasing a friend, by saying "what are you doing?... BAPE?"

i cant talk now im giving my baby BAPE right now, ttyl

by joemama . November 6, 2019

Bapeshift

a person who sports Bathing Ape (Bape) clothes and/or accessories, but lacks the actual Bathing Ape shoes;
they think they know what's up just because they possess these items, but they are just bakeshifting

Peter: Haha, that kid thinks he's so fresh with his Bape shirt, but he's rockin' some Forces! What a bapeshift!
Tubbs: When he saw my Bapes, he ran away in embarrassment.

by Peter B. August 17, 2006

Bape

When someone tells a really boring story but doesn't realize it.

Dude, Megan just baped the shit out of you.

by Harris Three October 21, 2008

bapler

It's like wappler (a German word) just dumber

Oh yeah he's a bapler...

by SomeAustrianGuy January 12, 2017

Bapelxrd

Some gay roblox dev who can't make games without help and causes type 1 diabete to whoever plays his games. Creator of 3 Black Clover games that used the same assets for all of them. He founded gaylxrd studios.

"Oh no Bapelxrd, that dev sucks I got cancer by playing his game."

by Deciimo February 15, 2018

Bipoendantitisosis

When someone usually doesn’t talk to you and when they do, they say something weird and once you reply, they air you as they are bipolar and dependant on you speaking.

Gabe: <<doesn’t talk to abi>>
One week later
Gabe: why do you hate me?
Abi: I don’t

Gabe: <<doesn’t respond>>

Abi says to friend: wow he’s so bipoendantitisosis

by Miley Frierson May 29, 2019