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The Banter Is Flowing

This phrase is used after somebody has just ripped another person and it is too harsh to laugh. So to break the tension and to try to diffuse the situation, a third person says in a deep Nigerian accent " THE BANTER IS FLOWING" and then everyone can then laugh without feeling harsh.
Will: Your a cock Dylan! No wonder your mum made me wear a condom when I fucked her, she doesn't want another fucking accident like you!

**awkward silence**

Danny: "THE BANTER IS FLOWING"

**everybody laughs**

banter rip ripped awkward silence
by Sherrilad August 20, 2013
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Chalice of Banter

A metaphor often used as a means of estimating or judging the level of craic being interchanged between a circle of friends. Rarely found amongst females. Its' embodiment could be a drinking vessel of any form, for example, a pint-sized tankard, beaker, bowl, cannikin, cup, demitasse, draught, mug, taster or tumbler.
During a phenomenal session of banter: 'The chalice of banter is over-flowing!'

Before a night out: 'Time to fill the chalice of banter!'

When a person with smelly chat contributes to a session too much: 'the chalice of banter has sprung a leak.'
by Paul Michael Edwards September 18, 2008
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Banter Bus

The banter bus is a metaphorical term used to describe the activity of going to a place of interest with banterous intent usually some sort of clunge fest. It could also be used to ask someone if they want to partake in some meta-wymsical behavior.
I am on the banter bus now I'll be at the clunge fest in 20 minutes.

What you doing tonight mate? You up for getting on the banter bus.
by stupidgrin69 October 26, 2010
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Banter Sponge

Someone who absorbs banter, but fails to return the banter.
Adam: What's the national sport in Romania? Bear baiting?

Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.

Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!
by KirtjE October 18, 2011
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Banter points

Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.
Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.

I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point
by Bryan November 29, 2004
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Banter Tilt

Similar to when a drunk/inexperienced poker player bets bigger bigger, on increasingly worse hands to gain back the chips he has lost.

A person on "banter tilt", will seemingly tell increasingly ineffectual jokes in order to win over his/her audience to redeem him/her self from the previous failed jokes.
I only told that racist joke because I was on "banter tilt" I didn't really mean it.
by The Chad Man Balboa October 17, 2012
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Sexual Banter

For a living organism to provide "Sexual Banter" is for one to give off a sexually appealing image while creating a friendly, teasingly fun atmosphere.
James: Good golly miss, that video contained a plentiful amount of sexual banter.

Mrs. Haworth: Fuck yeah.
by Tomeme August 10, 2015
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