Bacon

Meaty strips of porky goodness which take far to long to prepare compared to how much of it you get, but daaaaamn, it's worth it.

For health reasons, I tried to cut back on bacon by living without it for one month.
I was not a happy camper that month.

by Bowes December 28, 2005

Bacon

Email that you've signed up for, but now it clutters your inbox. Not spam, but bacon.

I need to unsubscribe from these email lists cuz I got too much bacon in my inbox.

by tlaffer December 16, 2009

Bacon

FUCK-YEA

AMERICA is almost as good as bacon

by the burnsite April 16, 2010

Bacon

The food of the Gods.

Poseidon: "Hey Zeus, what're you cookin' for dinner tonight?"

Zeus: "Bacon, of course."

by Jimgaffigan January 25, 2010

Bacon

An unfortunate typo of the phrase, "back on," in which the k and the space are omitted accidentally.

"don't worry man, I'm bacon.

by Badgerglue March 11, 2009

Bacon

Made of nasty pig innerds, contains huge quantities of fat, and is cooked in its own grease. The best stuff on earth and a friend to all mankind.

Nigel: What is this heavenly, crispy substance?
Porter: That be the bacon, fool.

by Slayer0 April 1, 2010

Bacon

(UK) prison slang for pedo

Yo that guy over there he's a bacon ima cut him

by Nan yeeter May 6, 2019