con-artistic

having or revealing natural skills of a person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true.

Man, I was about to hit it and quit it but then she took off her nails, weave, and miracle bra. I'm not fucking with that con-artistic ass anymore.

by crunkberry May 20, 2016

Autistic Monkey

Our Current President

George W. Bush

by Kashchei November 27, 2003

artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010

Autistic High

Being so high, that you literally have developed an acute form of autism for the duration of the high.

She had smoked so much weed she had reachd Autistic High. She starting meowing and laughing uncontrollably with no idea as to what was causing the laughter.

by CrazytacoseatKz October 23, 2010

asstastic

something that is fantastic (usually referring towards the buttox area).

That girl is lookin' asstastic today!

by hallelujiah March 22, 2010

Autistic Screech

When a person has a exceeded the sane amount of austism that he/she gets a seizure and starts screaming: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and spazzes his arm on his chest like a mentally disabled individual . An autistic screech can be contracted by other autistic beings.

Bob has been around so many austistic people that he ended up doing an autistic screech.

by swagkid69420 July 31, 2017

asstastic

Lame; weak; inferior.

That game was asstastic; damn cheaters.

by Anonymous L-Value October 11, 2002