A small town out over yonder where only rednecks, hillbillies, and white girls can all confidently say they have no life’s. Ark Shitty is the definition of a low life that cheers on their horrible football team, just to get smacked up by 40 every week. Personally if I lived in Ark Shitty, I would end it all.
by typicalgamer45 September 15, 2023

1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.
2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
1) "That girl is gorgeous."
"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."
2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."
"Ark of the Covenant!"
"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."
2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."
"Ark of the Covenant!"
by jmitch77 November 8, 2016

by Moomootheocelot May 13, 2022

hello ark how u doing
by aaaamong us in real life November 11, 2021

by Pforpunch March 5, 2020

A person who does not have a place to stay and spends time like a nomad traveling from one place to another
That guy is ark I feel sorry for him
by Michael De’cruz November 21, 2021

" Wow, she's an such an arke!"
by hpsauceforthebois March 11, 2022
