frank altemus

a total bro who enjoys Garfield in the garage with Malte. Friendly with kids named Joe.

you know frank altemus? you've been in the garage?!

by harry29492 October 10, 2017

A Daan Attempt

A Daan attempt is not knowing what your doing but brining it with a cocky level of confidence so stupid people believe that you're pulling it off.

“Yikes man that was a Daan Attempt at playing the guitar”

by notnathamj November 16, 2017

zens._.edit._.attempts

A super cool editor who's the sweetest to ME aspen <33

"Ay heard of zens._.edit._.attempts?"
"Mhm! They're really cool!"

by Aspeneats April 12, 2022

Artemis

The best but fattest cat in the world, she tries to hunt but fails by giving up in about a minute, she then tries to eat your own foot and gives up with that too. She doesnt live up to her full name but none the less, shes pretty extraordinary!

"Did you just see Artemis' attempt to get that fly?!"

"yea too bad she failed!"

by Areeject October 19, 2011

attempted-murderfuck

When you attempt and fail at the act of murderfucking. Also, a vengeful hatefuck, possibly placing the victim in a near death type of situation.

Ronald - Lorrie cheated on me, so I tried to fuck her to death. But in the end all I could manage to give her was the attempted-murderfuck.
Bruce - I bet you feel like a failure.

Ronald - Absolutely Bruce.

by murderfucker October 26, 2009

artemism

An severe case of gas, due to a build up of bull shit.

"Oh man, I've got Artemism"

"Its the beans man"

by Awesome KVS October 28, 2013

Artemis

An adorable cavalier king charles spaniel. She is so loyal, sweet, fun, playful and brings joy to everyone! The thing is, she is stuck living with a fat and abusive man. The poor doggy needs to be rescued, someone save her :(

I love Artemis, but she needs to be free from her filthy owner.

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019