Antonio Share definition Flag The biggest idiot with the smallest dick in the country so tiny that an ant can’t even see it. Super racist and homophobic! Has 0 friends and pretends like he knows everyone :) Guy 1: You know a guy named antonio?Guy 2: ya the one with the microscopic penis Guy 1: Whata loserAntonio: Hey guysGuys 1 &2: RUNNN Antonio by Oojams December 4, 2019 Get the Antonio mug.