The Great Ancient War

A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.
Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist

Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*
by truthdefintion April 30, 2019
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When you create a line of cum around one’s property, to stop flamed from flooding outside the property once you light it aflame, most similar to the ancient Roman tactics used in the northern African city of Carthage
“Man, I can’t believe my buddy just used that Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique on me! That dummy!”
by MrBunBuns1496 April 24, 2025
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ancient

somebody over 40 years old, as said in arthur.
ancient may be a way to express the age of youre mom or dad.
by ohyesdaddy165 November 04, 2019
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Ancient

"That computer is ancient, bro!"
by Da_Man8291 January 25, 2016
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The Ancient One

An old creature roaming the surf servers looking for its prey.
The Ancient One is coming! Watch out!
Oh no, quick, change to server 4!
by FeuerHydrant22 July 09, 2021
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ancient is dumb

hes fucking dumb hes honestly ridicoulos i cant say with letters how stupid and fucking dumb is this fucking bitch like honestly hes so fucking dumb he should die in a fire his discord # is fucking stupid too like "Ancient#6877" hes retarded omg hes so fucking dumb like he should go into a school then learn the word stupidity because thats what he is FUCKING STUPID
me: you know that ancient is dumb?
friend : oh yeah ancient is dumb very dumb
me: aight thats litty lit lets go for some water
by ancientisdummbb January 08, 2020
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The Ancient Gods

The two who had created the entire universe. It is said they hid away, stored on a far away replica planet of Earth. Given the names Chelly and Arson, they're believed to be awaiting the fall of humanity. The final bosses. Codependent, if one is fallen the other will mourn the others disappearance until reunited.
"The Ancient Gods? Aren't those just myths?"

"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."
by Trash The Trashmouth June 20, 2021
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