A Alfred is more intense than a Larry but both are very similar.
Never try to embarrass or humiliate a Alfred or a Larry's family near or far.
A alfred is a dependable extremely masculine male.
A Alfred is sometimes quiet and reseverved
A Alfred believes in fact and work
Alfred's are mysterious to woman and the woman like and love it
A Alfred is Grandfather to Desmond's and Saudi's
Alfreds enjoys time unveiling itself through the works of earth and the universe and human ethics
A Alfred needs to have the choice to be freed up and or be home.
A Alfred is a boy at heart and like different type of females.
A Alfred like to spend his monies wislely by not being cheap and loosing out.
A Alfred is exciting and loving
A Alfred loves Animals and many sorts of nature
Get you a Alfred.
Never try to embarrass or humiliate a Alfred or a Larry's family near or far.
A alfred is a dependable extremely masculine male.
A Alfred is sometimes quiet and reseverved
A Alfred believes in fact and work
Alfred's are mysterious to woman and the woman like and love it
A Alfred is Grandfather to Desmond's and Saudi's
Alfreds enjoys time unveiling itself through the works of earth and the universe and human ethics
A Alfred needs to have the choice to be freed up and or be home.
A Alfred is a boy at heart and like different type of females.
A Alfred like to spend his monies wislely by not being cheap and loosing out.
A Alfred is exciting and loving
A Alfred loves Animals and many sorts of nature
Get you a Alfred.
my Dad name is A Alfred and he is just like AAlfred.
AAlfred always seem to run the highest paying companies.
AAlfred always seem to run the highest paying companies.
by UnoYoko February 12, 2022
Get the A Alfredmug. Alfred:
Me: uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hi?
Me: uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... hi?
by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019
Get the Alfredmug. A godly human being (most likely a man) that has more than W rizz. He always has a girlfriend that is called Eva. This type of male species is world class at football and is almost extinct like water in Africa.
by QuandaleDequavion6th January 11, 2023
Get the Alfred the Greatmug. Alfred is a type of guy who thinks he can beat the shit out of you just cause he is older than you but this guy literally gets bullied by 5yo who can't even walk yet. He is also the undeveloped one in the group and acts like the citizens of the sentinel Island near India who for some fucking reason they are undeveloped and are the only living "cavemen" with Alfred.
Imaginary friend:Hey Alfred have u seen my sti-
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
Alfred: ouga bouga ou stick ou ou *puts it inside his ass" ou ou
by Your_Chinnily_Finnily fucker June 8, 2022
Get the Alfredmug. He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.
the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”
by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021
Get the Alfredmug. Stupid, loud, idiotic. If you had a 6 year old child on sugar, this is what they'd be called. (Female variation - Phebe)
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)
An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)
An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.
by K. Spirit September 9, 2021
Get the Alfredmug. Always the one and only friend that’s here for me, impossible not to trust and makes others feel comfortable and loved. Perfect golden ratio of being wholesome and sweet to horknee 😂 Best person to have as a best friend and girlfriend 😜! Really understanding and patient 💗The most genuine and sweet person on earth and always finds a new creative way to cheer people up 💖 Is the most amazing person I’ve ever had and needs to know he doesnt need to change and he’s already perfect for who he is 💓 The bestest person anyone can ever be best friends with!
Alfred Futterkiste, can you help me with homework?
Good night, Alfred Futterkiste
HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, ALFRED FUTTERKISTE!
Good night, Alfred Futterkiste
HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, ALFRED FUTTERKISTE!
by warlt March 15, 2024
Get the Alfred Futterkistemug.