allentown pa

A place I live very, very close to. A place I have had to go to take piss tests. A place I have had to work shit, low wage jobs in. I am very, very white and I have nothing against hispanics or blacks. They are fine. What people don't like about Allentown is that it is filled to the brim with drugs and assholes.

Billy Joel wrote a song about it too. But he has much better songs (none of which are on any of his 'greatest hits')...

White guy: Allentown PA is disgusting. Needles in the street, people getting shot, etc... And there's only 150,000 people in the fucking city!!! What a waste.

White guy #2: Well yeah, it's obvious why. A crack rock in New York that sells for $5 can sell for up to $25 here so why the fuck would those dickheads NOT flood the streets with it?

Wigger from Northampton, Nazareth, etc....: Say word son!?! I'm-a hop in da whip and head down to A-town to score some dope so I can be cool like all the scum sucking assholes who live off youse guyses taxes.

Intellegent Black guy (to wigger): Lousey Ignorant Fuck!!!

by E-krills August 31, 2006

allen iverson

Best player of all time. Stunning cross over. Isn't afraid of anyone, and has the most heart of anyone who has ever lived. He also gets a bad rap for his image, when he in reality is a good person. Kobe is a pompous asshole, and T-Mac has no heart. AI is simply the best.

Allen Iverson is the best player the NBA has ever seen.

by Dikembe Mutombo October 14, 2004

edgar allen poe

a man intransitive and transitive of inspiration, of spleen, author of several great works and pioneer of the detective novel, bidding adieu to the foul earth in 1849.

Annabel Lee Lo-Lee-tah.

by Chris Anthemahm October 19, 2003

Spray Allen

To take an unsolid shit that sprays everywhere but still somehow makes it in the toilet. Derived from ray Allen (NBA).

dude I totally spray allened your bathroom. Also known as spray liotta.

by Urmomsteats November 22, 2016

Vaughn Allen

This is the original writer of the number one hit single Black Tee. Once while he was chillin on the corner of Tron some crazy mofos tried to rob him of the brick he was holdin. But he handled that real quick, he pulled out his AK-47 with his 2-11 and fucked-them-up! Instead of bullets he had ammunition of chess pieces. Everytime he kills he leaves a sticker on their bodies that says "CHECKMATE!" Don't mess with him!

Yo son I heard this cat pulled a Vaugn Allen on this nigga!

by Trick Ass Mark March 27, 2005

Allena

An Allena is a really pretty girl, she will al ways be there for you and be your friend.

A. Do you know Allena?

B. Yea she's my best friend .
A. Your luck to have her as a friend.

by Kittycat4567 December 10, 2016

tim allen's mustasche

Sland term meaning Cocaine.

We wen't to buy some Tim Allen's mustasche from the drug dealer.

by D Sting August 8, 2006