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Gandalf the Grey

And Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grails Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Azure Meanie and Cowbuy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every Single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
by Gvprtski March 25, 2024
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Gandalf

Acronym:

Got

A

Nice
Dick

And

Loves

Fuckin'
"My boyfriend is so hung and horny all the time. He's such a Gandalf."
by nicky7282 October 23, 2020
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Gandalf Gangster

A guy who is a GRADE A SIMP. He simps woman all the time, until then he can't get a woman. He is also known to jerk off to fortnite characters and Traps on the internet. Is a good Discord boyfriend (or a girlfriend ;)
"Oh my god that gandalf gangster kid is gay"
by Some really cool guy - D February 18, 2020
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gandalfism

the metamorphosis of a person in a mature and wise state
"Boh had a lot of things to deal with lately. He went through gandalfism."
by chopinhower December 22, 2016
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Pull a Gandalf

To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'
"I hear what you are saying, I'm going to pull a Gandalf. See you tomorrow"
by BigDawgJ September 4, 2021
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inverted gandalf

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.
" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."
by Reverend Gibs May 20, 2020
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Gandalfing

The act of receiving it up the ass and squeezing your anus shut so hard that the tip of the penetrator is severed, whilst announcing "you shall not pass"
Gerald thought that Gandalfing his best friend would be a way to spice up their relationship.
by Diggin-in-me Douglas February 7, 2025
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