A short skinny gay kid who gets beat up everyday for wearing nail polish and makeup. Rubens get called every gay slur in the book and if you're near a Ruben you feel the urge to fuck the other gender.
by >o< September 20, 2017
Get the Rubenmug. A well thought out, methodical, and ruthless statement spoken with no fucks given. Often a metaphor, simile, or hyperbole, but can also be meant literally.
"She's gotta be the only person to get cancer and gain weight..."
"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."
"Wow that's real Ruben of you man."
by Jeezuradick October 10, 2015
Get the Rubenmug. The Fat man that could!
"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but fuck the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn fucking thing!
by shiznitz0r May 21, 2003
Get the Rubenmug. A curly haired bitch that likes wrestling and sucking cock. He is a pussy that fucked his sister. He has little bitch glasses and is blind like a bat without them.
Ruben is such a bitch
by luigi2762 March 6, 2019
Get the Rubenmug. by Tron_4000 January 22, 2020
Get the Rubenmug. by Gum breath September 14, 2020
Get the Rubenmug. A male who is gonna go bald in his 20s and is prob on ft rn and is very toxic his parents named him while in a bad mood
by Toxic female May 6, 2020
Get the Rubenmug.