A ned is a non educated delinquent usually based in glasgow but in the more recent years neds have spread more northern around Scotland to areas like dundee and stirling dundee has been completely overrun by neds but it is hard to find a town without them anywhere in central and southern Scotland rhey usually hang put with younger mambers of the public most common starting age is 13 and they go around in young teams they wear distinctive clothing usually a nike cap trakies tucked into their socks and an addidas hoodie they always make sure their cap doesnt match their hoodie but the trainers usually match the cap.
This is how to spot a ned they will say these phrases
Aye pay geis some buckie ye shite bag
Pass the siggies dicked
Aye pay geis some buckie ye shite bag
Pass the siggies dicked
by ,,,,”” July 16, 2019
Get the Nedmug. An all around awesome guy. Ned(s) are typically quiet at first but once you get to know him you'll find he has a great personality and a great sense of humor. Once you find a Ned you'll love him forever. Neds(s) are also total savages at comebacks and roasts.
by Nedinski October 28, 2018
Get the NEDmug. by buffalowbyll September 6, 2018
Get the nedsmug. not even down. someone who doesn't wanna go out or passes out early. lame, not down to have a good time.
"He didn't wanna go to the party Saturday, he fell asleep at like 10 o'clock!"
"he ALWAYS does that, he's such a ned."
"he ALWAYS does that, he's such a ned."
by down to party February 12, 2013
Get the NEDmug. Originated slang from a town in the north west of England called Southport (near Liverpool)
The word is typically used to describe a woman’s breasts.
The word is typically used to describe a woman’s breasts.
“Laddd! Have you seen the Neds on her!”
Or when walking past a girl/woman with big breasts they would shout “big neds!!!”
“Tom Hayes’ Ma has big neds”
Or when walking past a girl/woman with big breasts they would shout “big neds!!!”
“Tom Hayes’ Ma has big neds”
by Picklepoon69 June 4, 2019
Get the Nedsmug. by Genies December 19, 2018
Get the Nedmug. A midget/dwarf sized Domestic Long Haired cat, originating from an alley. Usually of black or gray color. Easy to capture with salami or turkey. Tends to be quite difficult to tame. Best left in alley. Illegal in some states.
In Britain, referred to as a Nigel
In Britain, referred to as a Nigel
by Tha Rill Slim Shadyy November 8, 2010
Get the Nedmug.