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The Janet Paradox

When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.
If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.
by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025
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janet april

The girl that everyone will want. When you kiss her, you will fall in love and if you're lucky enough to taste her pussy, you will forever become addicted. You will spend hours upon hours trying to please Janet April and do anything she wants to satisfy her.
I can't get enough of that Janet april
by Shiningknight60 April 26, 2022
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Janet

Have you found your Janet?
by Hashiramaisgay May 10, 2021
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Interplanet Janet

Interplanet Janet is a female alien-humanoid from Schoolhouse Rock, with puffy violet hair and a rocket ship with jumbo mommy milkers for a body. She runs on queefs for fuel as well.
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl; a solar system Miss from a future world! She travels like a rocket with her comet team, and there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen!
by JeffyFanatic5000 December 22, 2021
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Janet

A lady that rage baits people then calls the cops and plays victim.
Janet called the cops again
by Frogboy1 September 18, 2025
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janeting

When a family member or friend refers someone to do the job and the person they referred is terrible at the job.
"this travel agent is totally janeting right now"
by amber.knittin September 5, 2016
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Janet

A hot, tall and slim hot asian. she likes to be with freinds.
Lior:did u see that unhot asian girl
Alex:ur a asshole, she is hot
lior:whats her name
Alex:Janet
by FUCK YOU JOE BIDEN May 8, 2023
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