Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.

1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

gloria burns

To be so drawn out on a drug that you will suck a dirty homeless man's cock for more.

I'm totally gloria burns right now.

by cumguzzler8o August 4, 2014

gloria

a flat girl who thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips. she thinks she cute but she ain’t. she a real hoe.

ew it’s gloria

by notcuultojuul November 2, 2018

Gloria

An extremely hairy woman who looks like a spasian

Gloria out haired a spasian Gorila

by numberoneturd May 28, 2018

Gloria

A hairy spasian women

Gloria is hairier than the Gorila

by numberoneturd May 28, 2018

gloria ridelle

Gloria Ridelle is the best dream girl you could have, she’s the type of girl that laugh easily. Once you get to know her she will want to talk to you a lot. She is not a shy girl. When you get close she will want to hangout with you. Gloria will kiss you everyday and will want to stay with you. Gloria is a very hot girl and wonderful to be with. She’s the type of girl that if you do mean things to her she will be mean with you. She wouldn’t tell you that she likes you but, she will if you do. She is very kind and a charm.

Alex: Hey Gloria, you’re such a gorgeous girl !
Gloria: Aww thank you so much!
Alex: did you see Zack said today?
Gloria Ridelle: Yes, he was wearing is shirt the wrong way he so dumb!
Alex: yeah!

by Paolo April 14, 2019

Gloria

Gloria is a girls name but there are boys out there with this name. A Gloria is caring and always wants to take care of other people's problems. Also he like girls a bit too much to the point where he gets exactly what he wants from them. He's not ugly but doesn't get a whole lot of girls. He has a lot of siblings including cousins who he tells everything to. Also Gloria's wear glasses and look or talk like therapists. They also have problems with beating thier meat and watching sex on internet.

Wow Gloria can get any girl to do exactly what he wants them to do.

by FreshPrince23 October 19, 2017