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New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.
I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries
by fightthepower January 5, 2010
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foreskin and seven years ago

foreskin and seven years ago we lost our heads
by MrBrownbone September 13, 2012
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thousand years of pain

Ancient Kung Fu Move. Mostly Forbidden to do.
When someone put there hands together with the index finger up side by side, and stick it's up someone's ass.
To finish someone off, do the thousand years of pain
by VIETLORD May 7, 2008
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I'm 13 years old and what is this?

Another less funnier variation of the meme I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Said in forums that restricts the registration of people below 13. If you put the original version of the meme, which is: I'm 12 years old and what is this? Mods might think that you're ACTUALLY 12 years old and ban you because they're dumbass pricks, or just have a reason to ban you for the lulz.
Person 1: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"

Dumbass Mod: "You're 12 years old? This forum is for ages 13 and up! *Bans Person 1*"

Another day:

Person 2: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"

Dumbass Mod: O rly? I know that's a meme, but you piss me off and I have a reason to ban you. *Bans for the lulz*"

Yet another day:

Person 3: "I'm 13 years old and what is this?"

Dumbass mod: I thought the meme was "I'm 12 years old and what is this." What the fuck is going on?"
by UrbanWolf2215 July 24, 2010
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hundred years war

A war for control of France between the French Nobility and the English between 1336 and concluding with the English loss of Calais in 1556. Two main nutcrackers were performed here. Namely, the english had secured the favour of the peasantry in southern France, and had over-run that area. France also allied with Scotland to attack England rather unseccessfully in the north. This second nutcracker lasted until the two countries merged under James IV of Scotlands ascension to the throne of England and Wales in 1705.


The French armies were four times that of Englands, but England ditched the fuedal warfare system and instead created the more modern tactis to crush France for the best part of the war. When Joan of Arc united the kings of the individual regions to attack using these new methods, England began to be driven back. Under the rule of Mary, the English were pushed back into the channel islands in 1556, resulting in a long and predicted defeat, and the loss of both Englands' medievel empire, and staus as the most powerful nation in the world, until the United Kingdoms' collosal rise less than two hundred years later, which this tiem lasted until the twentieth century. In this period, France was prosperous, although defeated by Britain a number of times.
Modern warfare owes more to the 220 year long slugfest than any other conflict pre-20th century. The only more important conflicts saw the two sides unite with Russia and smaller nations (and later the USA) to take on German-Austro-Hungarian-Italian forces.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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new years gay

come out as gay to family and friends on the 1st january.
dad: another new years day, time to relax before i'm back in the office.

daniel: dad, i think you already know this, i'm gay.

mom: new years gay, my boy, oh the shame, i dis own you.

dad: you're adopted, i wish.
by billom88 January 3, 2012
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10 years

an alternative metal band that formed in 2000.there sound is generally on the same wavelengths of chevelle,a perfect circle and tool(though they aren't nearly as complex as tool,of course)but very comparable to tool as i said due to the fact that 1.jesse hasek's voice has a very maynard like tone to it and 2.bassist louis cosby's playing can at times be similar to justin chancellor(listen to "fault line")they are more or less radio friendly though,but they are EXTREMELY underated.i suggest their 2005 album "the autumn effect".as of current times,they did change their sound quite a bit though.
10 years albums

*into the half moon(2001)-i have yet to listen to it,as well as the second album
*killing all that holds you(2004)
*the autumn effect(2005)
*division(2008)-an ok album,they changed to a more upbeat sound which reminded me of shinedown.i didn't like it that much though.
by y2c November 11, 2009
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