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wifi thot

Someone who do all they can to get wifi
Since it aint no wifi im finna go to mc.donalds. Girrll You A Wifi thot ...
by FammGirll December 25, 2015
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wifi shopping

traveling around with a mobile device looking for a free internet connection
Dude!? Whats that homeless guy doing with his laptop? Man hes looking for a free internet connection, hes wifi shopping
by Dirtbiker242 October 2, 2010
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WiFi-walk

The cause and purpose of taking a WiFi-Walk is to obtain a better WiFi connection. A place equipped with wifi does have weak spots. From time to time one must take a WiFi-walk in order to send a picture, video or message via WiFi or to simply look something up on safari.
Mom: What are you doing walkin thru the house like a lunatic?!
Me: I'm taking a WiFi-walk. I need to send Troy this video.
by Ega September 27, 2014
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Duke’s WiFi

Dukes WiFi is terrible he says he has the best WiFi in LA but it’s a lie he has McDonald’s WiFi🤨⁉️
duke’s WiFi is terrible 🙁💔”
by Willy.kirbert May 14, 2021
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Mcdonald’s Wifi

Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet
I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI
by PizzaParker.- November 9, 2018
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Wifi Zelda

In the game Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo switch, it boasts a character roster of 80 playable fighters. One of those being princess Zelda from hyrule, a relatively lower tier character. However due to its terrible online service, online play Zelda is a completely different character becoming a high tier fighter. Only stupid people play this character as it's a character for babies.
She plays the most Wifi Zelda I hate her
by Izyblandit April 27, 2021
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Hobbit wifi

when one of your friends lives in hobbit land and they have booty ass wifi
"Kaden fix your hobbit wifi"
by No cake no cake August 7, 2020
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