Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.

*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010

Wiener crease

The crease of your wiener where interesting things are.

Hey, is that mustard in your wiener crease?
Would you like some mustard in your wiener crease?

by Gatorsara May 20, 2022

Wiener Diddler

A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.

Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.

Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler

by powdereddonutsmakemegonuts October 14, 2010

Wiener Licker

One who licks wieners

*licks a wiener*
Friend- "You're such a fucking wiener licker"

by ShockedSloth September 23, 2017

Wiener Beaner

A homosexual Mexican .

Hey Dude that guy you were talking to was a (Wiener Beaner)!

by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta October 10, 2012

wiener guitar

the act of masturbation

Josh missed his wife so much he played wiener guitar every night.

by Chuck May 2, 2003

WIENER COUSINS

When 2 guys have sex with the same woman that makes them "Wiener Cousins" which is an unbreakable bond that men must obide by!!

Dennis & Alan had sex with Amy those guys are soooowiener cousins!!!

by PapAlano April 24, 2009