Wegman

Being a bitch.

Don't be a Wegman and just fuck her already!!!

by The Second Real McCoy May 6, 2012

Wingman

A pawn in a tactic for picking up women for those who think they need their friend to help. Works about 5-10% of the time, unless you harness the douchery well. One of three things will happen.

1. The wingman hits on the ugly chick so you can get the hot one. You actually think this will help you. Inevitably, the wingman eventually gets to pick one, and you miss out on both.

2. The wingman becomes your martyr of the night, you have a good night, he goes home feeling like a douche, unless he liked the ugly chick.

- Hey look at those Americans, they're trying the wingman tecnique. Lets talk to those women when they're done failing. Maybe they'll want to hang out some time. ***both Canadians get laid***

by thegoddamnedtruth May 12, 2014

Captain Wieman

Originally a Chilean maneuver, this involves using leftover teriyaki sauce as a lubricant while performing a dirty danza, but instead of saying "who's the boss", you make a pouty-lip face and say "me-na-me-na"

Arrrgh, I'd like to pull a captain wieman on that broad (or dude).

by bung luvah January 6, 2005

Kamikaze Wingman

A friend used as support while approaching potential partners who runs interference on your attempts to connect instead watching your back.

Tracy: I need the help of a kamikaze wingman like I need dysentery and a cardboard strainer.

Hepburn: If you pull a kamikaze wingman with this girl I will seriously fuck your day up.

by ReeseD January 15, 2011

double crossing wingman

When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.

Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"

by PokemanMastur August 26, 2015

wingman

For Women:
A male friend who introduces you to hot men and enables a hookup.

I went out with my friend and her boyfriend, Mike. Mike played wingman and hooked my up with one of his friends.

by Mz. Rizzo May 4, 2006

wingman

A friend who comes along when you a date or talking to a hot gurl. There job is to either ease the tension or help you out. It is a very important job

A good wingman is necassary to pick up or talk to a girl.

by Colonel W July 16, 2006