Weldor

A weldor is an arrogant piece of shit cunt that thinks he's better than all other welders because he spells welder with an "o"

It makes them feel smarter than everyone else to make a point to correct anyone else whenever they write welder and say that a welder is a piece of equipment and a weldor is the person using it, where in fact the word welder is interchangeable between person and equipment.

"I'm at the top of my game, you cunts don't do fuck all I do everything, I'm a weldor, both my navaras have" weldor" number plates coz I want every other useless welder to know I'm a pedantic piece of shit."

by Hedgehogpits April 25, 2019

Welder's Flash

While checking out a female in a low-light setting, the girl's face gets lit up by a light such as a cell phone or lighter and one realizes she is butt ugly.

Dude 1 "Hey check out that girl over there"
Dude 2 "Its too dark I cant see her face"
Girl pulls out phone and it lights up her face
Dudes 1&2 "OH SHIT WELDER'S FLASH!"

by CasasBoobies June 28, 2012

blanket welding

Derived from the process of sheet welding (i.e. sticking two sheets together), refers to bed-based masturbatory activities, with the assumed consequence that the 'sheets' (substituted for 'blankets' for increased differentiation from the innocent metal-work activity), will be welded (i.e. stuck together with semen) together.

Ash: "Euurrggh Doug, is that your hand moving up and down under your covers?"

Doug: "No!"

Ash: "Don't lie, you're blanket welding again, aren't you?"

Doug: "Is it okay if I was thinking of you while I was doing it?"

Ash: "You're sooo not waking up tomorrow".

by Nuciphaal January 13, 2005

beer welding mask

The extreme of beer goggles.

He was putting the moves on a chick with a mullet and beer gut. He must have been wearing the beer welding mask.

by DangerousDave June 5, 2005

Weldon Kick

the weldon kick aka the kick of doom is a very hard front kick only applied to certain people usually if you dont go and hide under a table and cry your self to sleep the weldon sweep will be applied

WELDON KICK RAA!!!!!!(cry's and hides under a table till it stops hurting)

by Crying Fish May 6, 2005

Weldon

An area close to the water or well. Any body of water.
Also a males name.

Let's go down there, it looks like there is a weldon in that area.

by Mother101 February 6, 2010

Welding Engineer

One of the highest paid, most sought after engineers in existance. A product of THE Ohio State University.

see also, better than you

Dan wishes he was a Welding Engineer, instead he's stuck living for AutoCad with his Mechanical Engineering degree.

by Cameron Benedict November 18, 2007