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Watermelon sugar

Watermelon sugar refers to the Colombian ritual of hoisting the youngest virgin in the village up onto a cross made of 3 years of dried human faeces as well as the skulls of newborns.
The Alphas of the village go off on a midnight raid of a nearby city with homemade napalm and mustard gas, they come back with a record breaking amount of virgins, bicycles and their favourite UNTAINTED SEXDOLLS; it is most definitely time for a ritual to the gods in order to keep the good luck for the next raid. “Brother it is time for Watermelon Sugar, or else no virgins.”

Watermelon Sugar

its almost july 2021 and this is still in trending, how many centuries left till its removed from trending?
Watermelon Sugar by hducc June 27, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

who cares?? it's literally been 2 years since this song has been released, move on guys
me: when will watermelon sugar finally stop trending on urban dictionary?
Watermelon Sugar by p3rt3ton June 28, 2021

watermelon sugar

HOW THE FUCK IS WATERMELON SUGAR STILL TRENDING?!?!

Watermelon Sugar

A Watermelon Sugar is a piece of content that is stuck on trending for atleast 12 hours.
back then: oh boy i cant wait to go into urban dictionary! lets go on the trending page! *sees something new* oh! motorcycle river is on trending!
now: watermelon sugar is 1st? just a normal day
Watermelon Sugar by Stupid Af July 19, 2021

Watermelon sugar

something harry styles loves SO much that he made it into a song! it’s about watermelons, and sugar :)

#harryswatermelon
harry: “tastes like strawberries

me: “omg it’s harry styles song watermelon sugar”