Watermelon sugar refers to the Colombian ritual of hoisting the youngest virgin in the village up onto a cross made of 3 years of dried human faeces as well as the skulls of newborns.
The Alphas of the village go off on a midnight raid of a nearby city with homemade napalm and mustard gas, they come back with a record breaking amount of virgins, bicycles and their favourite UNTAINTED SEXDOLLS; it is most definitely time for a ritual to the gods in order to keep the good luck for the next raid. “Brother it is time for Watermelon Sugar, or else no virgins.”
back then: oh boy i cant wait to go into urban dictionary! lets go on the trending page! *sees something new* oh! motorcycle river is on trending!
now: watermelon sugar is 1st? just a normal day