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Dog Water

“Hey man wanna play some WZ with Sauce Boss?”
Nah man he’s DOG WATER
by fatcheech February 26, 2021
mugGet the Dog Watermug.

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over
Bryan: “No, I am busy
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
by Dark red water November 26, 2021
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Dog water

Short for "Hot dog water" A term most commonly used by inbred fortnite children that unironically think that they are going to be professional at a video game despite being absolute shit at it.
by KanineH2O March 4, 2021
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Dog Water

Dog Water is used by long term sweats that need to feel grass. Some people who use this phrase are probably 5, and don’t know fractions. It is also probably used by someone named Kyle, Timmy, Ian, or Tyler.
“Hey Bryan! Your dog water!” “Hey JoMama, your mamas so dog water, she probably has no earnings 😂😤💯”
The kid who said that to his mother went to Juvinille detention for a life sentence. It was funny.
by Fard 💯😤😂 September 20, 2021
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Dog Water

When you are actual trash at a video game and your friend need to insult you.

You are actually horrible at this game.
Brad: Bro you are actually dog water just uninstall this game
You: Bro chill it was one bad play
Brad: YOUVE SAID THAT FOR FIVE GAMES
by advil.absence January 19, 2021
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Dog Water

when your friend is complete ass at something
Marcus- Yeo bro, I learned a new off -stage combo with scythe.
Joey- Oh word bro? lemme see that right quick
*plays a set of best of 3 in brawlhalla*
Joey- YO MY MANS YOU ARE ACTUAL DOG WATER YOU SUCK BRO GO SKYDIVE WITH OUT A PARACHUTE MY MANS YOU'RE ACTUAL DOG WATER LITERALLY
Marcus- *Leaves current area he's in*
by nahfrthoughems69 April 3, 2021
mugGet the Dog Watermug.

Water dog

When you pump a lot of water into a woman’s vagina
by Cowfish September 30, 2021
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