Wanky

(Way-n-key)
Describing word of something/someone that is crazy, sexy, wild, funny, weird, HOT, strange and basically anything

"Avery is so Wanky"

by girlsmasturbatetoo,boyscrytoo February 20, 2018

Wanky

Wan·ky
/' wænky /

Weird
Strange
Abnormal

"Yea, that's kind of wanky if you ask me."

by The Walker & Griffin Dic. June 17, 2020

Wanky

Santana Lopez’s catchphrase

“You guys have a hole and I’m here to fill it”
“Wankyyy”
“Santana!”

by Wankybysanatanalopez November 1, 2021

Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.

“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”

by Chefskiss October 9, 2025

Wanky Chafers

Putting pounds of mud up your ass and then farting.

Man I tried Wanky Chafers and that shit hurt man. My ass cheeks got stuck together and it reeked like mouldy cheese. Fuck you Reddit

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

Wanky

Something that looks strange or physically disheveled

She re-opened the envelope, so the packaging looks wanky

by gubzthewubz December 4, 2021

Stanky wanky

The act of shitting qand Masturbating at the same time.

Bro didn’t have enough time before work us the throne and bust one out, so he did w stanky wanky and got both out of the bed way at once.

by That High school dictionary October 31, 2022