Wanky arse

A mate who can’t admit a man cum over his pants while asleep

Lenny has a wanky arse after his mate shot his white goo over his pants and he liked it

by Whitelines84 February 24, 2023

Wankie

A walkie is a wearable blanket. Other names for this object would be; robe, snuggle, slanket(for sleeved blanket), if you prefer Japanese terms, try kanguru.

The term Wankie should NEVER be used

"What did your mom just call your Snuggy?"

"She said Wankie...its for wearable blan...you know what just forget you heard that word."

by Garnesh Stoneheart January 22, 2021

thanky wanky

A cookiecore slang that means "thank you". Sometimes, in social media, they add the ":3" emoticon after saying the word.

Thanky Wanky :3

by Mrs. Cookiecore February 22, 2025

Flanky Wanky

It’s a reach around, but more tactical

Private Johnson gave me a flanky wanky in the foxhole last night

by d4b1 April 6, 2024

Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.

"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"

by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021

Wanky Chafers

Putting pounds of mud up your ass and then farting.

Man I tried Wanky Chafers and that shit hurt man. My ass cheeks got stuck together and it reeked like mouldy cheese. Fuck you Reddit

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.

“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”

by Chefskiss October 9, 2025