WIDN

What I'm Doing Now

WIDN: Eating a cupcake my step mom made for me. I think she may have poisoned it.

by Cthulhu II November 5, 2012

Widedog

Longcat holds no sway of the power.

Longcat is LOOOOONG.

Widedoge is WIIIIDDE

by Ookami Raito February 27, 2008

Wiener Wake-Up

The act of flailing penis and/or male genitalia in one's face as they sleep awakening them with your junk. Preferably performed in an early morning setting.

Phil: "Dude, Maniel is still passed out, wanna give him a wiener wake-up?"

Luke: "YEAH BUDDAY!"

by PB & LS November 17, 2009

Wiener Tucker

A disempowered right-wing supporter who supports economic policies that are in the interest of thier employer and against their own.

Quit being a wiener tucker and vote to join the union so we can get higher wages and better benefits.

by fuzzylilmanpeech July 20, 2019

eyes wide drunk

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

by skgvati April 28, 2007

tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

Package Peakin Wiener Gazer

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.

"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."

by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009