Palming Whiffle

The act of placing your hand on a man’a whiffle as he gags on your flesh dart.

Bruh, I palming whiffle so hard last night I got a hair splinter from Dale’s head!

by Hairy Callahand September 16, 2021

Whitfield Party

Parties that are typically held in the Midwest, they are heavily influenced by homemade speed and bath salts. Partygoers will search for the most depraved and taboo sexual acts they can find on the internet (this may be done while wearing ninja suits or kimonos). Usually, at some point, a person may become offended by a slight, real or imaginary, directed toward them by a person that may or may not exist. At this point, a sword is often brandished before disappearing into the night to burglarize cars and homes.

"Man, you missed a crazy Whitfield party last night! Dave thought he was being cussed out by somebody that wasn't even there, he pulled a sword and flipped out. He ran off into the night. Chris said he found him passed out on the toilet at his house trying to take a dump while wearing a ninja suit."

by JunkyMunky December 28, 2011

Bologna Whaffs

A Whaff that is overly dominated with the smell of fresh and/or fried bologna. The primary oddity of Bologna Whaffs is that the purveyors of the putrid gas, did not consume any bologna products to account for the rancid stench.

Stan: Yo WTF is that smell? Are they cooking up fried bologna again in the cafeteria?

Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?

Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.

by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2015

whuffo

n, A person who is not a skydiver (from the often-asked questions posed by prospective skydivers)

"Whuffo you jump out of them airplanes?"

by B. K. May 19, 2006

Wiff Waff

Wiff Waff is about a 300 year old name for "ping pong" they used a wine bottle cork and called it wiff waff because of the sound it made. they also used cigar box lids for paddles...

Man that game of wiff waff was SWEET

by Bamitszach June 14, 2007

Whiffle head

Airhead, stupid, dumb - like a whiffle ball someone whose head is full of air or whose head the air whiffles through

What a whiffle headed idiot.

by zerominusminus June 10, 2009

whiffgoblin

a whiffgoblin is a man who loves whiff inside is anal canal.

"that cunt is such a whiffgoblin, he wanted me to whiff inside him,"

by ratzie December 18, 2020