One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

Stephen Hawking's wheelchair

This is a very smart computer that you use for go cart parts.

I had to go take my Stephen Hawking's wheelchair for a walk.

by 817-568-8994 November 3, 2022

Candy Cain WheelChair

In a three sum with 2 guys and a girl. The two guys shove candy canes up the dick hole. One guy puts it in her ass and the other one in her pussy. And the one who makes her squirt first wins.

Who one in that Candy Cain WheelChair last night. Yay it was a close call but I just got it in time.

by This I Do IRL November 19, 2014

Wheelchair Wednesday

A day of the week, usually at college or communal gathering, where all the specials congregate to form an army or retardation.

Look over there, must be wheelchair Wednesday

by YourWifeTicklesMyToes December 27, 2021

Wheelchair Twink

A wheelchair twink is someone who is wheelchair bound and such a twink that it is humanly impossible to identify as anything else. Twinks are typically gay or bisexual men with a slib build and young appearance however, a wheelchair twink is slim built with a face older and wrinklier than your great grandpas left nutsack that got smashed by 3 hammers, two trains, and 6 nail guns. Wheelchair twinks will ALWAYS deny they are members of the twink community as to keep anonymity alive.

The current resident twink is a retired twitch streamer by the name of ThatGuyGP who has since been forced into retirement following the spiked ball gag incident. May he recover expeditiously.

You see that guy over there in the motorized wheelchair and raisin-esque face? He must be a wheelchair twink.

by ballz2gag September 27, 2024

Wheelchair Salad

You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.

I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.

by BigD1967 February 19, 2021

Dick Wheelchair

A vehicle that has been upgraded, painted, lifted, lowered, altered in a way that makes it appear the owner is compensating for something, or likely has dysfunctional genitalia.

Look at the size of that lifted, loud truck. Must have needed a Dick Wheelchair.

by fattylov September 13, 2023