Tiger Vision

The point of drunkenness where you call upon or text upon your significant other or drunk thang.....

After the club, and a few too many drinks, I had my Tiger Vision going

by ZimmStu February 27, 2010

rectal vision

When the optic nerve in your eye travels though the rectum to your anus and causes you have a shitty outlook on life.

Its not Debbie's fault she's always depressed and bringing everybody down. She has rectal vision.

by Ballard757 January 28, 2011

Sailor Vision

When a person spends a long time at sea ,and begin to find ugly people attractive.

Man i must have a bad case of sailor vision, cause she didn't look hot before.

by Ryan Nichols January 4, 2009

anger vision

when someone gets so mad that they have a special form of tunnel vision, that all they see is the person and/or people that made them anger

Person A: I can't believe that guy I called gay didn't see his car getting towed.

Person B: Yeah he had complete anger vision.

by onslaught94 January 24, 2010

Poonaramic Vision

When someone hasn't got laid in a while, their vision is said to become "Poonaramic". A typical symptom of poonaramic vision is when everything they see reminds them of their lack of action.

Dude 1 - "Look at Michael, hes fully gone insane, going for everything and anything"
Dude 2 - "I know man, his lack of action has resulted in Poonaramic Vision"

by Impercinator February 15, 2010

Stinker Vision

Standard Definition television.

"He doesn't have an HD TV, he's still watching stinker vision.

by JammoMHDC May 2, 2010

drunk vision

When your vision is not as good as usual from drinking, so you find people you would not usually find attractive, attractive.

Dylan: "why did you hookup with that guy?"
Sue: "I had drunk vision! Blame it on the alcohol."

by Kangarooooo24 June 30, 2016