Vertical

a descriptive for easily surpassing your competitors
Created by Nicki Minaj in the "Nictionary"

I'm too VERTICAL hoe!!!

by mz.denise August 17, 2010

vertical acronym

One of those cliché presentation aids that places the letters of the key word vertically and assigns a word or sentence to each letter.

Here is an example of a vertical acronym:

S-Size up the situation.
U-Undue haste makes waste.
R-Remember where you are.
V-Vanquish fear and panic.
I-Improvise (use your Imagination).
V-Value your life.
A-Act like the natives.
L-Live by your wits.
(US Army Ranger Handbook 2006)

by Jeff Barbera February 23, 2009

Vertical Fart

A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.

"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"

by austicoatk October 4, 2011

Verticality

The art of stacking things as high as possible.

By stacking those boxes that high, he's really showing off his unsurpassed verticality skills.

by pepperfarmer November 5, 2012

Vertical Axe Wound

(noun):A very slender and nonsloppy Vag-piece, in which you have a dick seizure with. the complete opposite of the dreaded "turkey Curtains", and the well-known "Roast Beef Drapery"

"Dr. Nigggerstein rode that vertical axe wound til he nutted a nigger load onto the dumb bitch's chin" (see chin omlette).

by MOFUCKIN DYL May 5, 2007

vertical bacon sandwich

refering to a womans vagina, camel toe, or beef curtians. the pussy lips just all chillin

that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours

by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007

vertical cuisine

A.k.a. 'tall food': food presentation that gets the whole dish in a pile in the middle.

Food-presentation forms other than vertical cuisine:
-plating: small pieces of food, not overly decorated.
-foams: a new method of presenting food as frothy and aerated for more flavor!

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007