Valentine's day

An excuse to get her to let you hit it from the back

"dude it's Valentine's day"
" Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"

by Sugarrrdaddyypimpz February 14, 2017

Valentine's day

Valentine's day is the day when everyone finds out how lonely they are.

Do u wont to be my valentine on this valentine's day?

by POTETÅKER February 12, 2019

Valentine's day

A day to celebrate anyone you love

(NOT JUST THE ONES YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO.)

Hey dude whatudoin on valentine's day

I'm going out for lunch with family, dinner with friends and then I'm going to walk my dog!
Wow! That's such a cool way to spend valentine's day!
Ikr

by greenavocado February 15, 2020

Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018

Valentine's day

Also known as national crippling depression day

Person 1 :Happy valentine's day
Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day

by ThatOneBaldyFromTheSmashClub February 15, 2018

Valentine's Day

A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.

Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"

by DNizz February 14, 2010

Valentines day

the worst fucking day ever to ditch your girlfriend and break up with her

him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong

by once his</3 February 16, 2009