Valentina Giallo

Valentina Giallo is essentially an urban legend she is known to be the most massive human to ever live evidence that she lives is frail as when she walks it is said the Richter scale breaks and the whole world cracks in half some say she is hiding as a smaller form somewhere in St paul secondary

Holy shit is that a meteor or is that valentina giallos foots

by Matthew muffolini December 18, 2024

Valentina

The best name ever, as people named like that are peaceful, kind-hearted, generous. Also, they can do anything for their children and friends.

-Why did your dad marry her?
-Really??? Don’t ask silly questions! At least, my mum is Valentina and all her good qualities are the consequences of that name. Got it?

by 3Troyka_SLAY February 28, 2025

Valentina piccolo

Valentina Piccolo, basically a bitch.

She just talks bad about everything and everyone and makes herself look like she is the victim.

BEWARE she may be a drug addict.

VALENTINA PICCOLO

by ahaterandalover November 21, 2021

Valentina

Valentina a brown Hispanic girl. Married to a man black man. A girl who loves cats and has two. A girl who teaches. A girl with a Honda.

Valentina is my friend.

by anonymous November 26, 2021

Valentina M

she likes touching little people and should be arrested for being LESBIAN, she likes to hit and abuse animals. She also tried to be a ballerina but failed miserably, she got embarrassed in-front of year 12s and they all gave her dirty looks and she looked like a dumb donkey. She also looks like shrek from the movie 'SHREK'

shrek- "Valentina M looks like me."

by jenila April 3, 2024

Valentina

An international girl from Italy who lacks common sense. She does not know how to speak English well and is at a failing grade in math. She is very stupid especially when she's drunk and cannot drive to save her pasta. Very problematic especially when it comes to situations when you cant be problematic. Her favorite phrase is "Are you stupid?"

If you are going to this party, don't be a Valentina.

by T350 January 13, 2022

Valentina

The most gorgeous birthday girl. She is charming, kind, funny and so lovely. She has gone through lots of stuff in her life, but that only made her more understanding, compassionate and empathic. She will accept you for who you are and be always by your side. She is artsy, yet so smart. She charms guys by a an effortless wink and her laughter makes the butteries in their stomach dance joonga-janga. She travels the world, creates beautiful memories, yet she studies hard to achieve her greatest goals. She dances, tik-toks, laughs and lives her life in Amsterdam. Valentina deserves all the greatest and most beautiful adventures, warmest and purest people around, and truly truly deserves to be a happy girl. Happy birthday, Valya!

-Have you seen Valentina? Where is she?

-probably making her ig stories collages

by bitttersbit March 19, 2022