grease up a shit stain

To confuse and bewilder, usually by providing little to no actual helpful life-hacks.

"Now, it was THIS hack that really greased up my shit stain and confused me."

"Mr. Gear really knows how to grease up a shit stain."

by Dhik Hedd March 15, 2021

National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 16, 2021

on it like a ferret up a yorkshire man's trousers

On to the problem. Busy, occupied with it.

Are you dealing with the packing?
Yes I'm on it like a ferret up a Yorkshire man's trousers.

by mctaylor September 23, 2013

Creeping Up A Storm

A phrase used when "creeping" just isn't sufficient to fully describe a person's sketchy actions.

Bob walked behind us and listened to our entire conversation. He was creeping up a storm.

by Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Bob November 11, 2010

Upasna

Tomboy, but will pull up on you with a glock.

I wanna be upasna, shes the coolest blood out there.

by gang.blood February 7, 2017

Cussing up a storm

Cussing up a storm is a metaphor .A metaphor is a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable. In this case the person is basically using the statement to say that they are using a in excessive amount of fowl language.

I want nothing more than to settle scores you fucking whore, I'm cussing up a storm but these tear drops are vain warning ,cause your time will come ,I'm just brain storming.

by Little White Lies March 11, 2018

open up a can

Popular shortened version of "open up a can of whoop-ass," a statement generally used as a threat, but can refer to a beating/act of domination that occurred in the past.

1. "If ya'll don't stop your bitchin' I'm gonna open up a can!"

2. "I'm finna open up a can on your stanky ass"

3. "The kids were so out of control I had to open up a can right in the middle of the 7-11!"

by naborsG January 14, 2006