victory underwear

Underwear worn on a serious date, that is fancy or frilly. Intended to give the other person a thrill when they touch or see them.

Girl#1: Hey, wouldn't these panties be nice victory underwear for your third date?
Girl#2: Don't say that! We haven't gotten that far yet!

by Auric the Rad March 25, 2017

Underwear

The word underwear is commonly known as the undergarment worn for both men and women down below beneath clothes. This more modern definition means "to understand." This common noun has now become an adjective in the world of "slang" to describe comprehension.

"I do not underwear what's going on." - This sentence simply is translated to "I do not understand what's going on."

Variations of the word "underwear" exists to better express various degrees of understanding. For example, if one barely understands a situation, they may say "I rubber-band underwear" showing that they literally - BARELY underwear whereas someone who understands partially may say "I thong underwear."

Variations are left for the user to experiment with.

by WessTigga January 16, 2011

underwear

completely useless to men

save yourself a lot of time and go commando

by get the fuck out of my grill February 23, 2005

Underberg

Something yelled out loudly and excitedly, when one is drunk/and or stoned. Often with a German accent, and to gain attention.

"Hey, look at those people by the beach."
"UNDERBERG"

by Cameron Number2 August 22, 2006

Undertard

A person who is both socially awkward and stupid (although not clinically so).
The person should be considered beyond what is now the socially unacceptable/ not politically-correct term, "retard."

Also, a leotard or unitard worn under clothes.

Bella was excited for us to meet her new friend, but after a moment of conversation, we found him to be an undertard.

by bamwhamthankyoumaam April 27, 2013

mormon underwear

Magic White full body underwear used to ward off evil in all forms. Though failure rates are never discussed, all Mormons will have a story about someone who was miraculously unharmed during a disaster, but primarily the areas protected by the underwear.

Mormon underwear must always be worn under clothes, at almost all times. If you are not already a Mormon, you are not allowed to purchase it.

All Mormon underwear carry only 2 symbols, which are directly attributed to the Free Mason's as that was a group Joseph Smith was associated with prior to starting this religion.

AKA, garments, Magic Underwear

There was a guy who was fixing a boiler in the temple when it exploded. Everything covered by the Mormon Underwear was saved.

by Dan Palmer January 12, 2008

there like crusty underwear

You know you can always rely on crusty underwear that has been sittin in the hamper for six days when it's Friday and you have to go to work and you don't have anymore underwear so you have to reach as far down in the hamper as you can to pull out those underwear because you don't have any more clean ones in your drawer and you're scrounging around trying to find some clean ones but you can't and the only pair you can wear are those crusty ones at the bottom of the hamper that when you put them on they feel a little moist and cool because they soaked up the wet towel body juice and the bottom of the hamper is so dark they stayed a cool temperature and are a little loose from wearing them all day long.

"Hey Seth, you gonna make it to the softball game on friday?" Seth replies, "I'm there like crusty underwear!'

by stud service July 1, 2011