While at a respected friends house retire to their restroom, stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of their toilet and steady your cheeks directly above it. Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible. When finished, wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper in the cabinet under said friends bathroom sink. When the toilet is flushed by the next user the bowl will be rinsed with your feces. A firm stool will cause repeated minor fecal rinsing, while viscous, soupy stool will flush out all at once filling the toilet thus causing repeat flushing until clean water is present.
The upper decker was rejoiced by all who were present.
by A Tortured Soul April 14, 2006
Get the upper decker mug.Upper Moreland is a relativly boring suburban, middle class community outside of Philadelphia. That's right, nothing happens here. When people from Upper Moreland go to hang out, they rarely do it within the borders of the township. This is due to the lack of entertainment (i.e. our sub-par mall, known as the Willow Grove Park Mall, which is essentially short-lived trend central). The nearest movie theater is miles away, in horsham. Upper Moreland is overcome with many who do not realize what ethnic background they are from. Dawg.
Hey guys, lets all go to Abington or Hatboro, because there is nothing to do here in Upper Moreland.
by Jack Wahs May 28, 2006
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The act in which one removes the lid to the tank of a toilet and proceeds to deficate or shit. Once finished, replacing the lid and walking away as if nothing has happened.
End result: Next person flushes toilet and shit is then flushed through.
The act in which one removes the lid to the tank of a toilet and proceeds to deficate or shit. Once finished, replacing the lid and walking away as if nothing has happened.
End result: Next person flushes toilet and shit is then flushed through.
"Yo dude...I just did a 'Upper Decker Toilet Wrecker' up in that pisser man...hahaha...poor bastards"
by Shaff Dizzle January 5, 2004
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Get the umphreak mug.Place- consisting of windy back roads, multiple sets of railroad tracks, deer, Mattaponi, Melwood, James Madison, Frederick Douglass Highschool and Croom Vocational, Ledo Pizza in town, the courthouse (old and burnt down) the new courthouse, The BUS - county transit, Town Cops- especially Perry, $400,000 homes, expensive cars, 301, Croom Road, acres of farm land, smelly farm animals, ALOT of new housing developments, Marlton, The Villages, The Greens, The Marlboro Golf Course, The Marlton Pool, The Brandywine Pool, The Gazebo (which got redone), the Arby's which used to be a Roy Rogers and before that a Hardees, PGFD (engine 20 and 45), Main St
but at the same time, IS BORING AS HELL. HAS NO MALLS and NOTHING IS IN WALKING DISTANCE.
but at the same time, IS BORING AS HELL. HAS NO MALLS and NOTHING IS IN WALKING DISTANCE.
by dutchesscouture September 28, 2008
Get the upper marlboro mug.the act of taking a dump in the tank of the toilet, AFTER disconnecting the chain AND draining the water. with the hope of drying the shitlog to the bottom of tank,guts and or the float.
my budy forgot my cake on my b-day, so i left one "caked" on his! twas the ol' upper decker delux (dry) f***tard
by jay and nick October 26, 2006
Get the upper decker delux (dry) mug.The Juniors and Seniors of a high school they are attending. In other words, eleventh and twelfth graders.
Often they are feared the non-upperclassmen, usually freshmen.
Often they are feared the non-upperclassmen, usually freshmen.
Eleventh Grader: YES! We're eleventh graders! That makes us upperclassmen!!!
Ninth Grader: Uh-ohh.... I'm afraid of getting in the way of an upperclassmen....
Ninth Grader: Uh-ohh.... I'm afraid of getting in the way of an upperclassmen....
by xairbearx June 29, 2009
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