Underage Drinking

1. Something that is punishable only in the U.S.

2. Something that 18, 19, and 20 year olds can be charged with in the U.S. due to their fascist drinking laws.

3. Something they don't allow 18, 19, and 20 year old American soldiers to do before they come home from Iraq in pieces with only an American flag handed to their family for comfort.

(in the U.S.) You are a month away from your 21st birthday and are drinking a beer! Thats underage drinking!

(everywhere else) Hahahaha look at that stupid drunk 15 year old!

by MacDAS January 12, 2007

snowed under

Have too much work to do

I want to leave work on time today, but I can't because I'm snowed under.

by MC Tunes January 3, 2008

under the table

income not declared to government to avoid taxes.

He was visiting from new zealand on a travel visa so I paid him under the table for painting my house.

by Gordon Crandlemire June 21, 2004

under

To feel like you are going to/or have become dangerously intoxicated

being too high or drunk and subsequently taking a turn, for the worst.

"Dude, I am going horribly under"

"Lukes gone under"

"I just went so under"

by SweetWinn November 4, 2011

Under 300 Club

An overused youtube comment in which a poster that has viewed a video produced by a popular youtuber that has just been uploaded. If a lot of people watch a video that has just been released at the same time, the youtube view counter gets stuck at around 300-320. Also called the "Under 306 Club" "Under 311 Club" etc.

Thumbs up if you are in the under 300 club.

Welcome to the Under 300 Club. Have a coctail.

by bobmal March 6, 2012

Under Pressure

A song performed by the band Queen and co-written by David Bowie. The beat was shamefully ripped-off by Vanilla Ice. But even through that and all of time the song and all it's greatness will never die.

"Boom boom ba deh, boom boom ba deh, bubba boom ba beh beh

Pressure
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you, no man ask for
Under pressure
That burns a building down
Splits a family in two, puts people on the streets

Boom ba ba beh, boom ba ba beh, bee deh dop, ee deh dop

It's the terror of knowing what this world is about
Watching some good friends scream "Let me out"
Pray tomorrow gets me higher
Pressure on people
People on streets

Deh deh det, ooh, ba da da da bom, O K

Trippin' around (kick my brains 'round the floor)
These are the days (it never rains but it pours)

Ee do da dep, ee da do bop bop, ee do bop, dee bop

People on the streets, dee da dee da det
People on the streets, dee da dee da dee da dee da

It's the terror of knowing what this world is about
Watching some good friends scream "Let me out"
Pray tomorrow gets me higher, higher, high

Turned away from it all like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn
Why, why, why?
Insanity laughs, under pressure we're cracking

Can't we give ourselves one more chance?
Why can't we give love that one more chance?
Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love...?

'Cause love's such an old-fashioned word
And love dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is our last dance
This is ourselves... Under pressure
Under pressure
Pressure"

by Lithiyum January 7, 2005

Under-cover Monday

Any day of the work week that's not monday, but feels like a monday.

Wow, for a day thats not monday, this sure has been a crummy day so far. I got no sleep last night, my car wouldn't start, that dude on the bus kept touching me, the coffee machine is empty and just...wow...its like an under-cover monday.

by Seedly October 11, 2009