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terrorist fist jab

Like an ordinary fist jab, but with 50% more terrorism. Can only be performed by black presidential candidates who are also secret muslims.
Fox news: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?,
Next up on Fox News: BREAKING: Obama, Threat or Menace?"

digg.com: *Spits out falafel in surprise*
by Alex361 June 10, 2008
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turd terrorist

Someone who takes pleasure in defiling a public or common restroom -- especially if it is your office/work place -- with their feces. For example they will leave butt crust on the toilet seat or not flush. They might smear their shit on the toilet lid. Or they can wipe their ass with toilet paper but throw it on the floor. It does not have to necessarily be the bathroom they terrorize. For example, they can take a dump while nobody is looking where you might accidentally step in it.
Be careful. If you have to go in the restroom wear a hazmat uniform suit. It has been struck by a turd terrorist.
by ChEWeay December 16, 2008
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stinky terrorist

When you fuck somebody up the butt without a condom and u pull out and make that person suck your dick with their doo doo on it
by case dog May 18, 2009
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Testicular Terrorist

Any person that decides to strike a man in the nether region aka his nuts, balls, sack.
Jenna was fooling around with Jimbo when she decided to strike him in the nuts. Jenna is now labeled a Testicular Terrorist.
by xxHouse82xx December 4, 2014
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Climate Terrorist

A person who terrorizes society by fear mongering about the change in climate to direct tax dollars to and incentives to their constituents
John and Al, notorious Climate Terrorists plead with congress that we need to shift our form of generating power because temperatures have risen.
by FF2K July 17, 2023
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Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's)

Any executive within the Banking, Mortgage or Insurance industries that, despite their own failed job performance, still believe they should be grossly over-compensated at the expense of stockholders, or more recently, taxpayers, via bailout monies.
Executives at AIG are a prime example of a Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's). After they run their company into the ground, they keep their job then pay themselves millions of taxpayer bailout money as a bonus.

Also known as Poo-Flinging-Office-Monkeys.(No offense to monkeys, they likely would have done a better job running AIG).
by Meeray March 17, 2009
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nasal terrorism

When someone purposely makes the area around them smell so terrible that people have watery eyes, pronounced coughing, and an urge to run from the room quickly.
He thought spraying on lots of Axe body spray would make the ladies want him, but they all ran from the room to avoid his nasal terrorism.
by stratagirl March 15, 2008
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