When you're about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your shit-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment.
Matt- I'm busting for a shit so bad I'm touching cloth. Can I cut in front of you for the stall?
Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?
Matt- Deal!
Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?
Matt- Deal!
by Squiads 187 August 6, 2010
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When two grown males feel lonely, or have not cuddled in some time, they will feel the urge to take out their testicles and press them against the other person's testicles.
-The act of touching testicles against another pair of testicles.
-The act of touching testicles against another pair of testicles.
I was chilling with my brother last night and he wouldn't cuddle me in, so we began touching twos, and we both felt more at peace.
by Chalmers Francis October 17, 2008
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"Dude, do you remember dump trucking on that homeless dude last night?"
"That chick at the truck stop was just begging for a dump trucking, good thing I ate that tuna sandwich!"
"Don't forget to eat some corn on the cob for lunch, today; Heather wants us to dump truck on her tonight."
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"Don't forget to eat some corn on the cob for lunch, today; Heather wants us to dump truck on her tonight."
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Yo man I was trenching that bitch so hard last night
Dude I'm so jealous that must be better than anal
No doubt
Dude I'm so jealous that must be better than anal
No doubt
by bigjah December 3, 2011
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When one desperately needs a poo shite, crap, jobby, turd etc that the poo starts to exit the anal hole and just starts to touch the underwear. Sometimes leads to bacon strips if not released quick enough.
by Lollerblades December 29, 2007
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