Trumpster Diver

An overzealous supporter of Donald Trump whose love for the Donald is expressed by literally diving into a dumpster full of his discarded toupees.

Debbie is such a bigot. She's FOR SURE a Trumpster Diver.

by PrecociousPlatypus September 7, 2016

Meat Trumpets

A ceremonial horn used to celebrate the beginning of the traditional weekly feast. The feast occurs every Friday, which is considered the holiest day of the week on the Five Guys calendar. Much like the sleigh bell from the Polar Express, only those who truly believe can actually hear its sweet, meaty song.

It's Friday and I'm starving, I think I hear the Meat Trumpets from across dupont circle!

by step-hoe July 31, 2009

butt trumpet

thunderous flatulence

the butt trumpets heralded the arrival of the chocolate thunder god, Flatular!!

by dukey February 16, 2004

Mustache Trumpet Man

That guy on the trumpet music book who wants to "entice" you with his trumpet music.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.

P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"

Everyone stare at P

by AwesomeSexyPants December 7, 2011

President Trumpet

An increasingly popular nickname for this moronic blowhard.

President Trumpet is my favorite asshorn.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2019

trumpster slut

Describing, but not exclusively limited to, the bleached blonde, tanning bed leather skin mutated, out of touch with literally everything, broken down women who willingly and happily live in Trumps America. These "ladies" encourage old white men to make decisions on their genitals, make statements like "I don't see color", most likely drive their dad or their husbands Range Rover, Mercedes, BMW, etc..., live by whatever rules and morals their husband who definitely cheats on them commands, and firmly live their lives under the truths of alternate facts.

Kellyanne Conway, Tomi Lahren, and Ann Coulter are Queen, Princess, and Dutchess Trumpster Sluts

by Bo Vine Joni May 18, 2017

Trumpet Polisher

A Slang term used to describe a Male who frequently masturbates.

1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.

2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!

3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet

by Adam Green July 24, 2007